Andrew

How old are you?  Astrological sign? 
26, Sagittarius

Favorite neighborhood in SF?
Russian Hill

 Where are you from originally?
 Oakland
 
3 words that describe you?
Stunning
Amiable
Shenanigans

Most frequented websites?
www.tuckermax.com
www.failblog.org
www.thepeopleofwallmart.com

If money were no object, what would you do with your life?
I would train ponies.  I would train them to rescue other ponies.  I’ve always had a love and adoration for ponies of all types and recently I found out that ponies can really get themselves into some sticky situations if they’re not careful.  These situations usually require the skillful help of another pony – I want to train these ponies.  
 
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Who cares – H does all the dirty work.
 
Favorite hangout in SF?
Shanghai Kelley’s
 
Share a dating theory that you and your friends have.
Be desireless, be excellent…retreat
 
What drink would best describe you and why?
Shot of Tequila – Your mouth begins to water from the minute you see and smell it, and you pucker and cringe when you’re done with it, but in the end it made you have the best night of your life. 

 Favorite TV Show and why?
I don’t watch TV – it rots the brain.
 
Ice-Cream, Fro-Yo, or Gelato?
Fro-yo  - but only because I like the name. 
 
Share a dating disaster.
I was on a date, and things were going really great.  We decided to go back to my place, which I was ecstatic about.  When we got there, I realized that my wallet and keys weren’t in my pocket anymore.  Without missing a beat, I figured to keep the night going I would get into my house one way or another.  I tried to stack some boxes and things I found up to reach the second floor window which was open, but when I got just within reach of the open window, the shaky boxes gave way from beneath me and I toppled to the ground.  I ended up in the hospital with a sprained ankle. 


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